I hate stomach bugs… No, wait.. I loathe them. When I see them coming I want to hide in a corner and rock back and forth in the fetal position. Seriously despise them.
If you recall, Baby E and I got a nice stomach bug right at Christmas time. Well, the other day Baby E started throwing up… and throwing up… and throwing up.
This naturally sent me into vomit-induced-anxiety, with the question looming loudly in my mind… Who’s next?!?
When stomach bugs hit, I get a little neurotic… See, I hate them so much and I hate that they spread so easily that I go crazy in my attempts to keep them at bay.
Step 1– Everyone wears a mask. If a mask is over your face, you are much less likely to stick your fingers in your mouth, right? And since I have a little boy that always has fingers in his mouth and a little girl that bites her nails, then let’s cover the main entry point for germs!
Step 2– Lysol everything. Lysol the things you just lysoled. Wash your hands followed by a round of hand sanitizer. Oh… and when at all possible, wear gloves.
Step 3– Only eat foods that won’t be horrible if they come back up. Things to avoid- seafood, red sauces, popcorn, and hotdogs. Stick with applesauce, toast, chicken noodle soup.
Step 4– Barely eat. Admittedly, this is a stupid step, but for some reason, when there is a stomach bug in the house I cannot eat! This usually backfires into making me feel nauseous even if I wouldn’t normally be. Stupid step, but one that always happens.
Step 5– Don’t touch anyone. No one is allowed to touch anyone else when the stomach bug comes through. Except for cuddles with a sick baby, because babies need cuddling.
So there you have it, the rules we live by when the stomach bug comes knocking. Currently we have two men down. Baby E (who is on his road to recovery and wants to be held every single moment of the day) and Tim, who got sick this morning. I’ve been feeling ill since last night, but not as bad as them so either I got a mild version or I’m gearing up for a bad day tomorrow.
Pray that steps 1,2,3, & 5 work well for the big kids and everyone starts feeling better soon. Thank you!