Do you see this awesome hairstyle that Big E is sporting? Want to know how you can achieve this hip new look? It’s easy, you just need to follow a few simple steps.
1- Brush your teeth with your electric toothbrush.
2- When said toothbrush finishes its cycle, turn it back on.
3- Apply toothbrush to hair and move gently around your scalp. The mix of saliva and toothpaste will not only massage and exfoliate your scalp, it will also create a long lasting hairstyle that can survive at least a night of sleep and a whole day of play!
Voila! Perfection. See? Easy peasy!
So, I had a rough parenting moment this morning. C likes to pick on Big E mercilessly. Every time I turn around she is poking him, putting her hands in his face, etc. Anything that she knows won’t hurt him but will seriously annoy him. And he falls for the bait every single time. No sooner does she do something he comes running to me to tattle on his big sister. After about eight times of this happening this morning I had had enough!
Big E came running into the room, Mommy! C put her foot in front of my face.
Big E, the next time she does that, smack her foot as hard as you can. At this point the kids looked at me like I had three heads. I spend most of my time telling them not to hurt each other, and here I was advocating the opposite!
While Big E stood there a little bit stunned, I saw C get a worried look in her eye. But what if he hurts me?!?! She whimpered.
Then maybe you won’t put your foot in his face again!!
I walked out of the room, leaving my kids completely dumbfounded. Needless to say, C didn’t do anything else to annoy him for the rest of the morning!