- Ladies- If I’m walking behind you and I can clearly see the lines from where you were sitting on the toilet… your shorts are too short.
- Gentlemen- Pull up your pants. You might think that I’m old and I just don’t get the trend, but that trend started in the 90’s. It looked stupid then… It still looks stupid. If you want to be taken seriously, dress like a grown up, not like my two year old who needs a diaper change.
- Ladies- Don’t get too comfortable with a man that has cheated on someone else to be with you. Chances are he won’t stick around long.
- Young People- There’s no such thing as a soul mate. Let me rephrase this. There is no one person that will complete you or fix you. Every person is flawed. Asking a flawed person to fix you will only end in heartache.
- Young People- Do you want to know what your future spouse will be like? See how his/her parents interact. (You will either end up with the same relationship or one that is polar opposite.) Watch how a man talks to his mother or a woman’s relationship with her dad. Take note on how they talk about previous relationships. If they never seem to be at fault, they will never see room for improvement in themselves.
- Ladies- If you want a man to fight for you, be a woman worth fighting for. Have integrity. Be honest. Know your own worth apart from a man.
- You don’t have to win every argument. Relationships are more important than being right. If your stubbornness will cost a friendship, think again.
- Consequences happen. Good ones and bad ones. Don’t be surprised by them.
- Marry your best friend. Choose to love them every day… even when it’s hard… No, wait… Especially when it’s hard.
- Don’t be afraid to say you’re sorry. If you are wrong, admit it. Swallow your pride and do what’s right. And in return, forgive others before it is even requested.
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