This is Baby E talking into a sausage patty. Why? Because Baby E is obsessed with sausage. He is also obsessed with oatmeal. They are both consumed in large quantities in our house.  Big E can’t get enough Uncrustables, which I find borderline disgusting but I can live with it. And C can eat her weight in salami and buttered bread.

I think my children’s food choices are strange.